Efter en 11-timmarsvecka med hockeyblock på programmet så börjar det bli dags att plocka fram Ryssen igen. Förra gången blev det 18 timmar. Denna gång har jag inget tidsmål. Målet är snarare att genomföra stenhårda och överjävliga träningar. Idag blev det rysstyrka med hopp och ikväll blir det hockeybockey.

Sen kör Ryssen på utan nåd.

• The Russian counted to infinity - twice.

• The Russian does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. The Russian goes killing.

• If you can see the Russian, he can see you. If you can't see the Russian you may be only seconds away from death.

• The Russian sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, the Russian roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

• When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for the Russian.

• The Russian has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

• They once made a Russian toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.

• A blind man once stepped on the Russian's shoe. The Russian replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm the Russian!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by the Russian.

En viss Gun Svensson, arbetande för Scandic Partners vill lägga upp reklam på min blogg mot ersättning.

-Schysst, tänker jag.

- Lurad, tänker ni.

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